Gore - "Hi, I'm gore on AO and have over 2000 forum posts!"

Random Girl #1 - "America Online?"
Random Girl #2 - "America Onlne has forums now?"

Gore - "No no! AntiOnline!!"

Random Girl #1 - "Did AOL change names or something?"
Random Girl #2 - "They must have added new forums too..."



And you can't forget that quote from Napolean Dynamite:

"Skills!.. you know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... girls only want guys who have great skills."

Muahahaha!