SNAFU- Situation normal, all ****ed up

ex. Uh oh, we have a little bit of a Snafu here at the helpdesk.

WAF- What a fag
YAF- You're a fag

This circulates quite frequently in e-mails amongst friends and collegues (a couple of them truley fit the description, so dont get all worked up )

SUBNET errors

Stupid users breaking networking, erasing things

Came up with this one in response to this lady who kept on erasing AOL from her computer, then wondered why she couldnt "click that little connect thing like I do at the office". It happened a good 3 times before it sunk in. This was back in HS though.