very low submission standards
Couldn't be explained more clearly than that, although I was left wondering who would be the first to call it for the incoherent garbage it is. This was more of a light experiment and it turned out fairly well seeing that no one posted any comments trying to support the paper. There was post earlier but that person seems to have detracted his/her comment(s). Wonder if that person even read the thread entirely. ;-)

As for the system, it needs a fair bit of work to be actually effective for trying to pull the wool over a person's eyes. But as stated, "our aim here is to maximize amusement, rather than coherence," so I doubt any of that matters.

Props to you jinxy and sec.