You forgot magical skills to know everything about and doing with the internet and what is on the internet.

If somebody needs the lyrics to a song of wich he only knows the first 5 tones and the name of the band. You will know what song it is and where to find the lyrics. And where to download the song. And how to remove the text from the song so they can use it for karaoke.

You can also magicly know any and all passwords your boss mistyped in a webapp you have absulutly no knolidge off.

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Anyway yeah it kinda depends on the organisation. Im am like asp's computer dude. if it dont work call him. If you dont understand call him. If your leased copier(not printer) don't work, make him look at it.