Okay, okay...

Personally, I am going out to the street to beat the kid up and take his laptop for my collection. I'll probably take his car battery too since you can always use a spare.

Picture it. A car full of nerds and their laptops with multiple 8dB antenna's on the roof, wires going all over the place, a few GPS units and spooky steven hawkins'ish voices saying crap like "New SSID LIMA-ALPHA-MIKE-ECHO-ROMEO found" blaring out of the tiny little laptop speakers. It would take a pretty dense cop miss out on what's going on.

You apparently live in an area where law enforcement is not very sophisticated or computer savvy. Have fun while it lasts.......

-- spurious