This was posted here on antionline but keep it in mind when you even think to get married

In marital life there are three stages of sex:

The first stage is House Sex: It's when you're newly married and you have sex all over the house.

The second stage is Bedroom Sex: It's after you're married for a while and you only have sex in the bedroom.

The final stage is Hall Sex: Cause after you've been married for many years, you just pass each other in the hall and say "Screw you".