Haha, these jokes killed me... As for me, I'm german from some descent somewhere...the name Keller actually comes from Kelar I think, which means "cellar" in german (gore, correct me because I know I'm botcholizing the spelling, hehe). We brought important people (more than us) wine! And it's no wonder I love my wine, hehe...

I think people have to realize that when joking about nations and such, leave the national pride at the door because it doesn't go anywhere but down (kinda like my woman, he he he)...laugh at yourself first, then you can laugh at others!