OK, just something to add, Sam, and I hope this doesn't throw to big a wrench into things. Osiris is a package that can be used like TripWire on a Windows box to check for changes to files. This is an ideal tool for standalones that you want to protect. Google that for a bit more detail, but the non-technical side is that it could have been installed by the boyfriend.

Boyfriend, penetration expert. Now, doesn't that equate to, like, 99 percent of boyfriends?