Quote Originally Posted by z31200n3
I've got it.....

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing...

Imaginary Tech support.......dot com.....

for just $50 per day, you can email me and I'll pretend to help you with your tech support woes. In your email, you can request a phone call (for an additional $20 per call/per user). Of course, I'll have to spend the first thirty minutes of our one hour conversation asking you pointless questions about your name, age, email, address, DOB, gender, mother's maiden name, your uncle's friend's nephew's sister's friend's former roommate in colleges mother's middle name, and then we'll get down to business. I'll even pretend to transfer you to someone 'higher-up' for just an additional $10 per call/per user......

That sounds like a heck of a money maker there :-)
That's what I affectionately call "my dayjob".

I do wonder when the users find out they're jusing the imaginary service, tho