Hey phernandez, I want a refund of the time I just spent reading those horribly inane posts on schneier.com. I'll take beer or hookers, your pick. I'll send over my address later.. LOL

As for sharks feeding on those cables, as possible as that is, I would hope that those cable companies would've learned how to protect their cables from shark teeth. Duh!

I'll wait for the repair crews to blame the U.S. for it. I mean everything is Bush's fault someway, ya nkow? Precursor to war, blech.