Ok MsM

You female, me male.

Say one evening you and I were going to have a long term, meaningful, overnight relationship.

However, upon my disrobing you started laughing so hard that you passed out.

Ashamed I set out to inform the Internet that you are unreceptive to males.

So I use my vast 411 people search skills and find every online forum - social network.

I get your "friends" to join my social network.

Then I bomb everything with my made up details of that evening we spent together.

How are you going to respond, if at all

Oh yea I do this constantly but not to the point of "SPAMMING" the boards.

P.S. "It may be an inch, but it's an angry inch"