Yea, I'm sure uploading to a machine that doesn't accept the connection is a common thing. Specially when the "shell" can't execute anything... You've never heard of this? I've brought it up before but I just don't remember what it's called.

And no one in their right mind, would use Apache like that. I think you aren't understanding what I mean. I bet it helps that I can't remember WTF it's called, and googling "do this with the Kernel" doesn't help either.

The only thing I remember from reading about it the ONE time I did manage to find it, was that some porn sites used the technique so that they wouldn't be so easily broken. I know a lot of other places that use it that are the opposite but, since I can't remember what this damn thing is called, doesn't matter much.

The end result is an OS that can't execute anything other than what the Kernel needs, and you can't actually execute things on it.

I'm not saying no one could ever break a machine doing this, but I'm fine with saying I don't know of one verified claim that someone's ever broke into one.