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Wild one
Hi all....
> >>>I got all frustrated doin my studies...so sat down and
> >>>collected these from my friends.
> >>>These are real PJs on elephants. They are absolutely
> >>>whackers. Any one with a weak heart or who is prone to
> >>>heart attacks are requested not to read.Those with
> >>>blood pressure, please avoid. But never read only one.
> >>>The effects are cumulative :D ;)
> >>>
> >>>Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
> >>>A: Take away his credit card.
> >>>
> >>>Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
> >>>A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would
> >>>be an Aspirin.
> >>>
> >>>Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
> >>>A: Because it fell asleep.
> >>>
> >>>Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
> >>>A: It was glued to the first one.
> >>>
> >>>Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
> >>>A: It was a copy cat.
> >>>
> >>>Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?
> >>>A: It thought this was all a game.
> >>>
> >>>Q: And why did the tree fall down?
> >>>A: It thought it was an elephant.
> >>>
> >>>Q: What does an elephant and a blueberry have in
> >>>common?
> >>>A: They're both blue, except for the elephant.
> >>>
> >>>Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants
> >>>coming over the hill?
> >>>A: Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the hill.
> >>>
> >>>Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
> >>>A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
> >>>
> >>>Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
> >>>A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him
> >>>until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue
> >>>elephant gun.
> >>>
> >>>Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
> >>>A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him
> >>>until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue
> >>>elephant gun.
> >>>
> >>>Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
> >>>A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top,
> >>>then you take it out in the jungle where the pink
> >>>elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually the
> >>>elephant comes along, finds the cake,eats the raisins
> >>>and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake
> >>>another cake and put 2 raisins on top, take it out in
> >>>the jungle where the elephant will find it. The
> >>>elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2
> >>>raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and bake
> >>>another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you
> >>>trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the
> >>>pink elephant will find it. The elephant comes along
> >>>eats the raisin, and throws that cake away.Now you go
> >>>home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky
> >>>part) you don't put any raisins on it. You take it out
> >>>into the jungle where the elephant will find it and
> >>>lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds
> >>>the cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any
> >>>raisins on it, he turns red, then you jump on him,
> >>>strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot
> >>>him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!
> >>>
> >>>Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
> >>>A: Aw, come one, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?!
> >>>
> >>>Q: Why do elephants have red eyes?
> >>>A: So they can hide themselves better in cherry trees.
> >>>
> >>>Q: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
> >>>A: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes works?
> >>>
> >>>Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your
> >>>fence?
> >>>A: Time to get a new fence.
> >>>
> >>>Q: Where does an 8 ton elephant sit?
> >>>A: Any damn place where he pleases!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>hmmmmm... how do you feel..............
>Enjoy :)
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Stupid elephant he he :-)
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Lmao! I dont know if its just my mood im in, but I was dying with the elephant and aspirin one. You're the best! Friend thought it was funny too! :)
