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> > Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that
> > > some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde
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> > > Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb
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> > > I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
> > > years.
> > > --Sam Kinison
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> > > A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive
> > > answers that your wife will give you for free.
> > > --Anonymous
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> > > Bachelors know more about women than married men; if
> > > they didn't, they'd be married too. --H. L. Mencken
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> > > Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they
> > > marry later;for another thing, they die earlier. --H.
> > > L. Mencken
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> > > "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
> > > bicycle."
> > > - U2
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> > > I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her
> > > way back to home always. --Anonymous
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> > > I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
> > > anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!"
> > > I told her, "How about the kitchen?" --Anonymous
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> &g t; > We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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> > > My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was
> > > only for the estimate. --Anonymous
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> > > She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then
> > > the mud fell off. --Anonymous
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> > > She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
> > > late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I
> > > yelled, "No, jump in." --Anonymous
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> > > Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to
> > > get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like
> > > minature handcuffs....." --Anonymous
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> > > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
> > > yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The
> > > Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u let him
> > > in!
> > > --Anonymous
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> > > A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
> > > parted mother and started back toward his car when his
> > > attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a
> > > grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound
> > > intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die?
> > > Why did you have to die?"
> > > The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't
> > > wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
> > > demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen > > > before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A
> > > parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
> > > then replied "My wife's first husband."
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> > > A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
> > > leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife
> > > decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too
> > > much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was
> > > stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works!
