1337 pickup lines

1. How would you like to have your vulnerabilities exploited?

2. How would you like to have your sql injected?

3. May I perform some penetration testing on you?

4. How would you like to go back to my place and have your vulnerabilities assessed?

I've been using these on yahoo chat :). I think I made them up, but if someone else thought of them before good for them. I thought they were funny so I decided to share them. Feel free to share any that you may come up with also.
Peace :)

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Thought of just a few more:

5. How would you like some RAM in those slots?

6. May I insert my RJ45 cable into your ethernet port?

7. May I probe your ports? (DarkSnake from unerror told me that)

Hmm carn't think of any to add of the top of my head, but if i c ya in yahoo then i'm gonna pack up and run like crazy.
Do those pick up lines actually work?
LOL


cheers
Lfrog

Can i insert my floppy in your drive ?

Mind if I fix your sex drive?
Oh yeah, you need a bit more RAM into that thing.
I wanna plug this straight into that famale circular outlet.
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I'll try a few and tell you how it went.... :D

LOL.. I like 'em.. keep 'em cumming.. :eek:

|The|Specialist what's a "famale circular outlet." ? :p

as you might know, I'm highly fond of hi-tech sex

how about, cat you pipe grep phonenumber

I asked a chick if I could tweak her registry once ;) It didn't work. She slapped me. At least she knew what it meant... Come to think of it, that's probably why she slapped me.

Opps! Typo...

Hehehe... Plug 'n Play

Ok, just thought of one.

Can I touch your floppies? :D

Ok, i got a good one.


Wanna mount my drive? :D :D :D

Wanna turn my software into hardware?

I'd like to put my floppy disk in your A drive.
Send my bits in your parallel port.
You know that since I type on a keyboard all day my fingers are very stong.
Wanna play a game on my laptop?
Wanna see my input device?

These are great, we used to use these at the 2600 meetings. "Can I hack you box?" "Want to setup a P2P Network" etc, etc..
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These are good also http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=248353

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I asked a chick if I could tweak her registry once It didn't work. She slapped me. At least she knew what it meant... Come to think of it, that's probably why she slapped me.

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Well aleast you didn't get the blue screen of death right?