Okay.. I figured.. we all share... our techniques regarding different computer related topics... well.. how about this one.. you're sitting at your comp.. you're starving.. and.. you really can't get urself away from your program/game/porn for more than 2 minutes.. what do you do? Well.. I have a quickie recipe..

Ingredients: Butter, Egg, Bread.. (Cheese if you have the time).. Beverage of your choice..
Utensils: Fork, Bowl, Microwave..

Directions:

As fast as you can, as if your char is gonna die, or your comp is gonna crash without you watching it.. scrape a small clump of butter into your bowl..

Break open an egg into your butter laden [Not do be confused with Bin Laden] bowl.. Break open the yolk with your fork..

Put the bowl in the microwave for 30 seconds.. while getting your bread from the bag and on to a plate..

Use the fork to flip your half-soggy eggs, and return them to the microwave for 45 seconds.. Now is a good time to check on your comp.. and to get a beverage/cheese.. etc..

Remove bowl from microwave, and apply egg-clump onto bread..

Return to your comp, and eat just over your desk, so.. your crumbs do not fall into your keyboard...

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Yeah.. so.. that's my quick egg recipe.. They're actually pretty good.. So.. share YOUR quick comp recipes =]: