I spent 10 years in a military prison reading PC magazines...


I was than rescued by a school of dolphins who were quite skilled in the finer points of partitioning and the installation of OS such as Mandrake and RedHat...



After a few years in the ocean I decided to travel. I ended up living with a herd of cows in The UK who taught me the finer points of hardware firewalls and the beauty of the keylogger....