along the same lines
a new priest get to his church, the older priest was called back because of some sad stories involving little kids ...
so anyways the priest go through the first couple days without much to do till this awesome blond goes into the parlor
"forgive me father for i have sinned"
"what have you done ?"
" i went down on my neighbor"
the priest horrified runs out to the altar not knowing what to say... then one of them boys shows up and
"how much did the old priest give for a blow job?"
"depands, 5 box to me or 10 to my sister"