another proest and rabbi joke

A priest and rabbi are out driving one day when the have a head on collision with each other - both cars are completely wrote off and to anyone observing they would have said it was impossible for anyone to have surrvived - but after a ouple of minutes both the rabbi and the priest crawl fromtheir cars without so much as a scratch on them!
The rabbi exclaims to the priest that it is truely a miracle and purhaps they should put aside their differences - just then the priest spots a bottle of communial wine in the back of his car has also surrvived and declaring to the rabbi that this must also be a sign that they should toast to their new found friendship he takes a swig from the bottle and offers it to the rabbi - the rabbi politely declines saying that he'd wait to the police got there first

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