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Consoles are the best!


1. They are devices dedicated to gaming, not "all things to all men" like PCs

2. They are "ahead of the game" (pun intended!)...64 BIT or 128 BIT technology..........oh yeah you can get a 64 BIT PC.........why? what will run on it?.....bragging rights? well I have a 12" penis but I don't use it as a rule (joke there if you look for it?)

3. You aren't afraid to open letters from your bank manager......they are excellent value for money?

Cheers