I found myself smiling at the second part, but by the time I got to the bottom I realized:
Age is a number. (Particularly in "cyberspace")
You are only as "Old" as you think you are.
I am positive that I am at least double the age of some of you here, and I still feel like a juvenile delinquent.
My suggestion: Grab your cell phone and your skateboard and have some FUN.