So what about the grinish smirk from the tight lipped man in the next booth? As his eyes roll back and he starts to moan, do you ask him if he's alright or do you pack your kids up and run out?

McDonald's has suspended a trial providing Net access in its restaurants after customers complained that they couldn't stomach porn with their burgers.
You know they are trying every way to put their slogan to work, but in this case only the perverts are smiling as the rest of us our losing our stomache.

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