Just remembered some good blonde jokes.


1. A blonde driving by a corn field spots anouther blonde in a rowboat in the of the field. She suddenly screaches to a halt, gets out of the car, and starts to scream and cuss out the blonde in the boat. "Its blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name," the blonde on "shore" scrame. "If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass."


2. One day, a blonde discoves that she is short on cash and decides to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She goes to the local park, finds a child, and pins a note to his shirt saying, "If you ever want to see your child again, leave $1000 next to the tree in the park," and sends the kid home. The next day the blonde goes back to find a paper sack with the money in it and note attached that said, "How could you do this to anouther blonde."