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February 25th, 2003, 12:19 AM
#1
The "F" word
This was received from a friend via email
These are the only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use...
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-Michelangelo,1566
4. "Where the @#$% am I?"
-Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers.... my ass!"
-Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-Bill Clinton,1999
And . .. . drum roll .. . . . ....
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad."
-Osama bin Laden, November, 2001
If you spend more on coffee than on IT security, you will be hacked. What\'s more, you deserve to be hacked.
-- former White House cybersecurity adviser Richard Clarke
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February 25th, 2003, 02:51 AM
#2
Scattered @#$%ing showers.... my ass!"
-Noah, 4314 BC
HAHahAHahAhahAHahAHahA!
Thanks for the laugh!
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February 25th, 2003, 02:54 AM
#3
It was only a @#%$ing joint dude!
The Dell guy.
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February 25th, 2003, 04:13 AM
#4
[gloworange]And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict\'s veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found. \"This is it... this is where I belong...\" I know everyone here... even if I\'ve never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...[/gloworange]
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February 25th, 2003, 10:09 AM
#5
Bomb that bastard Sadam..
and get me some @#$%ing booze !
G.W. Bush
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
When in Russia, pet a PETSCII.
Get your ass over to SLAYRadio the best station for C64 Remixes !
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February 25th, 2003, 10:12 AM
#6
@#%$!
-Microsoft User, Every day
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February 26th, 2003, 05:42 AM
#7
Member
There Are Four Colors Of Hats You Need To Watch Out For: Black, White, Grey, and Red. The Respective Meanings Are \"Cracker\", \"Hacker\", \"Guru\", and \"Victim\"
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February 26th, 2003, 12:28 PM
#8
4. "Where the @#$% am I?"
-Amelia Earhart, 1937
showed this at work.. only one other knew who she was.. geez
@#%$!
-Microsoft User, Every day
should be #1
just @#!$'n funny
cheers
"Consumer technology now exceeds the average persons ability to comprehend how to use it..give up hope of them being able to understand how it works." - Me http://www.cybercrypt.co.nr
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February 26th, 2003, 06:56 PM
#9
I Sorry that this post has offened so many people. I am going to leave it up 'cause I thought it was funny. You do not have to read it. If you find it offensive I apologize a head of time. If you choose to neg me for it please be more descriptive then:
(censoring added by me) and
This post does not deserve points
-fine you believe that -but why?
Again my apologies for trying to find humor with an overly used obscenity.
Cheers,
-D
If you spend more on coffee than on IT security, you will be hacked. What\'s more, you deserve to be hacked.
-- former White House cybersecurity adviser Richard Clarke
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February 26th, 2003, 06:59 PM
#10
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