About 15-20 years ago I seen a white long sleeved sweater in a local fleamarket with Hitlers European Tour emblazened across the front of it. It had a pic of Adolph himself with a list of the countries he defeated. It was printed up just like those t-shirts we used to buy way back when with our favourite bands on them. It had the dates when he invaded each country as if it was listing concert dates. If memory serves me correct, I believe it said "Russia - Cancelled".


I had to settle for a Blue Oyster Cult shirt But eventually I did get my Iron Maiden - Number of The Beast shirt The teachers didn't care much for that one either!