So how does that drink holder come out of the computer box? Does that work for snacks too?

And how come my computer doesn't go faster when I step on that mouse thing? And where is the steering wheel?

And why can't I have 8 or 10 "*" as a password?

And why if I takes a magnet and put it close to that monitor thing - why does it change colors?

And why can't more books have pictures?

And how do I get into clown college? Which is the best one? Do you get your own clown car and computer (with an extra large drink holder I hope) when you graduate?

And I keep pressing the "Tab" key - but still no cans of "Tab" come out of the computer box. Why is that?